Stolen from Julie Stitt ~Musaudi ,come at me,bro.

fuck if i know how the scoring works but whatever.

[ ] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today. (YEAAAAAAAH )
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.( my grammar sucks)
[ ] - You smoke.
[ ] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today (i need a catback exhaust for my ass so it can sound like those riced Honda Civics you see on friday nights)
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR =5

[x] - You have lied more than 3 times.(if lying was a crime, i'd be doing 25 to life)
[x] - You are an only child.(last sibling, figure it out )
[ ] - You have more than 2 pets.(i have a small dog now, she's getting on years though)
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.(nope)
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[x] - You are over 25 years old.(what a coincidence, i'm turning 25 in 2 months)
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (Forever Alone ;__; )
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.(asides other things)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.(around 220 lbs or over that)
[ ] - You like pirates.(Jack Sparrow can suck it)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.(Automobiles aside Pokemon and other things)
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.(Prozac, nuff said)
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parent(s).
[x] - You like to eat eggs.(scrambled or tortilla preferably)
[x]- You have a religion.(i keep my views to myself and don't convert people. inb4militantatheists )  
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.(who am i, Lady Gaga or something? i swear that chick/dude's on crystal meth)

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.(unless i went on a trip to the Dominican Republic or Mexico and drank the tap water, no i don't)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.(
[x] - You are bad at math.(yes, but i can count to Potato)
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (you have no idea...)
[x] - You curse a lot.(where's that motherfucking Orbit british chick when you need her, damn!!!)
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.(ALL DAY, ERRDAY)
[x] - You have low self-esteem.(don't give a fuck anyway)
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[x] - You like flowers.( my mother grows them, not really knowlegeable on botanicals )
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.(i'm Cancer, bitch)
[x] - You have used tarot before.( once, a friend of mine back in college was a practicing Wiccan and read me the cards)
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *? is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~? horoscopes better than *?
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.(i've actually been on fist fights and punched someone on the forehead)

TOTAL SO FAR = 30

[ ] - You like fire.( unless i'm Cornholio, nope)
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] - You have a high school diploma.(bitches don't know bout that GED)
[x] - You live in America.(America, the continent. not the United States of America. but i do live in Puerto Rico, which is part of the US)
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.(used to, now i use Protex soap. its way better)
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.(no shit, mang)
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.(LOLOLOLOLMOONLANDINGISFAKE)
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.  (too cold, i'd rather wear shorts)
[ ] - You will tag people to do this. (hell no)

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[ ] - You own stuffed animals.
[ ] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something. (yeah, i do. but i'd rather not say it publicly)
[ ] - You fidget a lot.(not sure what fidget means)
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.(so does browsing on 4chan , does anything make sense at all in there?)
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.(6 year old Acer with Windows XP, my shit's an antique)
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 39

[ ] - You can cook well.( i can't cook worth a shit )
[x] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer. (HAHAHAHAHA.................right)
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (yeah, actually i had one, that bitch was insane)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (define crazy)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".( not really, not even into the X-Men )

TOTAL SO FAR = 44

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.(survived mixing Pepsi,Coke,Sprite and Dr Pepper when i was in 5th grade)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.(depends what type of experiment)
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.( who didn't, honestly )
[ ] - Your grandparents are still alive.( nah, they all dead )
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.(Stepdad, actually )
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.(depends)
[x] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.(under 3 Months? Bitch,please. i've been here for 3 years now since November 2009)
[x] - You have a dA subscription.(thank `davincipoppalag for that. David,you the man!)
[ ] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.(Black as the Ace of Spades)  
[x] - You love to eat candy. (i don't really eat candy as often as i used to)

TOTAL SO FAR = 51

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.( when i was a kid, now i don't celebrate it anymore)
[x] - You love cats. ( i had one when i was a kid, besides who doesn't like Pussy? )
[x] - You have a quirky personality.( if by quirky you mean fucked up)
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.( Coffee fucks me up, i don't drink it anymore)
[x] - You live near a body of water. ( i live on an island, does it count?)  
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.  
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 55

I am a Illegal Immigrant, HAHAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA Jokes on the fucking quiz, i'm Puertorican, which means US Citizenship, motherfucker!!!

0-25 = A spaceship.(Enterprise or the Death star?)
26 = Corn.(fuck yeah)
27 = The Chosen One.(KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!!!!1)
28 = A donkey.(wanna go to Tijuana? i'm going to be in a show)
29 = Flashlight.(at least i'm not a fleshlight)
30 = Weed.(BUMBAKLOT!!!)
31 = Stalker.(look out in your window)
32 = Poodle.(i'm sorry, but that's the gayest dog in the wuuurld)
33 = A turd.(we're all Number 2)
34 = Pacifier.(Maggie Simpson approved)
35 = Chili.(gonna make you crap your pants, son)
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.(oh shit, son. of all cars you had to pick the Motherfucking Nissan Skyline, WOLOLOLOOL US can't get them because LOLFBI and Safety regulation's most wanted)
39 = Pedophile.(inb4 Chris Hansen)
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.(they are in water, how can they stink? think about that for a second there)
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.(Mob of Angry sheep on metaphethamines)
43 = A clone of yourself.(if i was a clone of myself, i'd do really dirty things with it)
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.(yummy)
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.(Naruto's a bitch compared to me)
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.(now with 25% more piss)
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper. (i'm packing)
53 = Mammary gland.(i wish i would squirt milk off my own mammaries but i'm a guy)
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.(enjoy your dick scars)
55 = An illegal immigrant.(ORALE, PUTO. I NEED DAT USA CITIZENCHIP!!!! WE GONNA TAKE OVER YOUR YOBS, PREPARE YOUR CULOS.
56 = Tofu.(i'm the Vegan's meat)
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.(i am in your balls, making them itch)
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.(Eminem and Vanilla Ice, watch your asses)
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.(i'm sexy and you know it)
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.(more like Aids infected)
65 = Fortune cookie.(you will find love........ between your sheets)
66 = Barack Obama.(HAAHHAHA I'M BARRY OBAMA, BITCH!! I GANGSTA NOW)
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.( Bush has been looking in the wrong place in his presidency )
69 = An epic failure at everything.( and damn proud of it)
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.(i fuck everything that moves in a 1 mile ratio)
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.(the animal or the country, cheers to my friends in Turkye )
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.(i've always wanted to know what its like living as Wanda from Fairy Oddparents)
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.( Miley needs to be like Lindsay Lohan, all cok'd up and drunk as hell)
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.(i will never be the next Ron Jeremy or Mandingo ;__
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.(Crabs, bitches)
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.( PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI)
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.(me as that fat motherfucker? HAH!)
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.(Paris Hilton has a fire crotch)
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.(Dracula's personal stash)
100 = Freak of nature and humanity (RIP Michael Jackson)


i'm also considering entering the Dodge Dart thing, should i?